Book Quotes: - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"Oh I can’t wait to see McGonagall inspected,” said Ron happily. “Umbridge won’t know what’s hit her.”
McGonagall is the Queen of Sass. All Hail McGonagall.
forever wondering what the punchline of uncle vernon’s japanese golfer joke was
OH MY FUCKING GOD
a ravenclaw inventing a spell like “ive enchanted this quill so that one dip in an inkwell and it will be able to draw from that inkwell until its out! no redipping!” and their muggle born friend just
"a…pen.you literally just used magic to make a pen"
a few years ago i trained my dog to respond to harry potter spells and i was just wondering if he still remembered them so i looked at him and said “avada kedavra” and he rolled over and played dead
do you ever think that oliver wood was created for the sole purpose of innuendo
even his name is an innuendo
It gets even better when you realize the actor’s name was Sean Biggerstaff.
Does anyone realize Draco Malfoy’s name means Bad Dragon
Is that why he was always up Harrys ass?
australian wizards learn how to cast spells without saying the full spell because they’re lazy speakers
australian wizards are really good at non verbal spells because why say it when you can think it
australian wizards have highest rate of magical mishaps due to the experimentation of shortening of spell language
drop bears, sky-hooks, yowies and bunyips are real
wizard firefighters because the fires here are alive
indigenous spells only passed down by word of mouth within the tribe
and just imagine australian animagii, because I doubt any wizard or witch would change into something that looked out of place
If you don’t love Ginny Weasley, you’re wrong.
On today’s episode of: scenes that should’ve gone in the FUCKING movie
Can you imagine someone casting their first successful corporeal Patronus, but it comes out enormous and unidentifiable and it just keeps emerging out of their wand… everyone turns to watch, confused and concerned, and the caster just stares blankly at the Patronus until some nerd recognizes the shape and shouts, “Good lord, it’s a Blue Whale!”
there’s something really interesting in this passage that I wanted to point out
Trelawney assumes that Harry was born in midwinter because of his “dark hair” and “mean stature” and “tragic losses so young in life”
Tom Riddle was born in midwinter, is describe in CoS as resembling Harry, and his mother died right after his birth
Harry has a piece of Voldemort’s soul in him
that’s why Trelawney made that assumption
I pointed this out in my Harry Potter class today and everyone started yelling and about five people told me to go to hell
Hold up, A HARRY POTTER CLASS?!
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