The head of Kotobukigumi and the center of SHI/FT.

13th April 2014

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breelandwalker:

Book Quotes: - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"Oh I can’t wait to see McGonagall inspected,” said Ron happily. “Umbridge won’t know what’s hit her.” 

McGonagall is the Queen of Sass. All Hail McGonagall.

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12th April 2014

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bakerstreetsdoctor:

rosetyleres:

scaredpotter:

forever wondering what the punchline of uncle vernon’s japanese golfer joke was

stop wondering

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OH MY FUCKING GOD

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7th April 2014

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sheep-boy:

a ravenclaw inventing a spell like “ive enchanted this quill so that one dip in an inkwell and it will be able to draw from that inkwell until its out! no redipping!” and their muggle born friend just

"a…pen.you literally just used magic to make a pen" 

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6th April 2014

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alyreandalute:

a few years ago i trained my dog to respond to harry potter spells and i was just wondering if he still remembered them so i looked at him and said “avada kedavra” and he rolled over and played dead

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1st April 2014

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thecentercourfeyrac:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

roundtocrescent:

mysnogboxisbiggerontheinside:

do you ever think that oliver wood was created for the sole purpose of innuendo

yes

even his name is an innuendo

It gets even better when you realize the actor’s name was Sean Biggerstaff.

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24th March 2014

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brainbubblegum:

fornication-force-five:

nepetaleijons:

Does anyone realize Draco Malfoy’s name means Bad Dragon

Is that why he was always up Harrys ass?

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16th March 2014

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m1ssc0mmun1cat10n:

serinalion:

korrasexual:

australian wizards learn how to cast spells without saying the full spell because they’re lazy speakers

australian wizards are really good at non verbal spells because why say it when you can think it

australian wizards have highest rate of magical mishaps due to the experimentation of shortening of spell language

abr’cadabs, mate.

drop bears, sky-hooks, yowies and bunyips are real
wizard firefighters because the fires here are alive
indigenous spells only passed down by word of mouth within the tribe
and just imagine australian animagii, because I doubt any wizard or witch would change into something that looked out of place

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13th March 2014

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ravenclawslibrary:

fudgeflies:


If you don’t love Ginny Weasley, you’re wrong.


On today’s episode of: scenes that should’ve gone in the FUCKING movie

ravenclawslibrary:

fudgeflies:

If you don’t love Ginny Weasley, you’re wrong.

On today’s episode of: scenes that should’ve gone in the FUCKING movie

Tagged: harry potter

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12th March 2014

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howelljenkinspendragon:

the-siege-perilous:

Can you imagine someone casting their first successful corporeal Patronus, but it comes out enormous and unidentifiable and it just keeps emerging out of their wand… everyone turns to watch, confused and concerned, and the caster just stares blankly at the Patronus until some nerd recognizes the shape and shouts, “Good lord, it’s a Blue Whale!”

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11th March 2014

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snowingbooks:

lesbianvenom:

lesbianvenom:

there’s something really interesting in this passage that I wanted to point out Trelawney assumes that Harry was born in midwinter because of his “dark hair” and “mean stature” and “tragic losses so young in life” Tom Riddle was born in midwinter, is describe in CoS as resembling Harry, and his mother died right after his birth Harry has a piece of Voldemort’s soul in him that’s why Trelawney made that assumption

I pointed this out in my Harry Potter class today and everyone started yelling and about five people told me to go to hell

Hold up, A HARRY POTTER CLASS?!

snowingbooks:

lesbianvenom:

lesbianvenom:

there’s something really interesting in this passage that I wanted to point out
Trelawney assumes that Harry was born in midwinter because of his “dark hair” and “mean stature” and “tragic losses so young in life”
Tom Riddle was born in midwinter, is describe in CoS as resembling Harry, and his mother died right after his birth
Harry has a piece of Voldemort’s soul in him
that’s why Trelawney made that assumption

I pointed this out in my Harry Potter class today and everyone started yelling and about five people told me to go to hell

Hold up, A HARRY POTTER CLASS?!

Tagged: harry potter

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